I am doing a watch of that Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes. 25 mins 27 secs in.

A few things.

1. Fucking no way can that chimp grip that horse successfully with legs as short as that, when fully 75% of his bodyweight is above the waist. No way no how.

2. All these apes wandering around upright, not one with cock and/or balls swinging around. Dawn Of The Planet Of The Eunuch Apes.

3. Dialogue:

Woman: They didn't appear to show signs of infection
Man #1: Oh come on, you can't know that.
Man #2: Don't say that to her, she used to work at the CDC.

Wow. Way to exposition guys. Show, don't tell, yeah?

I rate my chances of lasting the whole 2 hours as no more than 70%.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 23:32:03