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BSE Canary
, Nov 25, 18:38:49
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Are Wetherspoon's burgers really made with zebu meat?
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bird table
, Nov 25, 21:26:15
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Can anyone else hear the voices is bradleys head telling him to shoot?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 21:10:57
How do you REALLY know the fridge light turns out when you close the door?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 21:02:29
Was it Colonel Mustard, with the lead piping, in the library?
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Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:59:33
how can Lord Sugar say "Your fired" when he's not hired them in the first place ?
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CROYDONCANARY
, Nov 25, 20:58:58
Would TWTD
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Foxnews
, Nov 25, 20:56:11
Did McNally prefer a Grifter, Tomahawk or Chopper?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:55:47
Does the board feel the need, the need for speed?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:53:55
Is a rockabilly some kind of musical goat?
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Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:49:38
When in the evolutionary process did the soul evolve? Or is there dinosaur heaven too?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:48:41
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Why is the baseball competition called the 'world series' when only american teams enter?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:45:51
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Who put the cunt in scunthorpe?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:44:06
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what is a rockhopper penguin?
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Tombs
, Nov 25, 20:43:09
The brewery is having a piss up, do you fancy organising it?
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emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:41:44
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Is Miss Piggy related to Selwyn?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:35:21
Is "movers and shakers" week offensive to those with Parkinsons?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:35:11
Will you ever give me up, let me down, run around or desert me - say goodbye, make me cry,
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:34:00
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Do you know any Owl facts?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:32:43
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Does life begin at the point of conception, at birth, or when the kids leave home?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:31:19
We do we state 'everything' on a kebab, then spend the next 10 mins flicking salad off it?
Posted By:
Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:30:48
Whose round is it?
Posted By:
shoddy
, Nov 25, 20:30:29
How often do you sweep the City stand for dead bodies? Is twice a season often enough?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:29:46
will you be showing the Grand National at half time in the Barclay?
Posted By:
Jumbo1
, Nov 25, 20:29:12
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What *is* amor??
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:28:27
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Posted By:
Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:27:45
Are you looking at me? I SAID ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:26:44
Who is the biggest cunt in football? IS NOT HAS
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:26:40
Why can't we all just love each other?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:25:40
Isnt it high time we burned down a stand again for the insurance?
Posted By:
Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:22:51
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should I have a fifth pint?
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 20:22:42
Thank you for selecting my question. You are currently eighth in the queue.
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:22:03
What is the point of Lewis Grabban?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:21:21
Do you think we'd better call Saul?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:21:03
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John Lennon, Neil Lennon, Aaron Lennon. Assuming all parties were still alive...
Posted By:
I Am Hoot
, Nov 25, 20:20:04
is there any actual cocaine
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 20:18:49
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Is it true that SCC turned down the roll as Director of Football?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:18:04
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if all history is relative there can be no such concept as time. discuss.
Posted By:
earthleakage
, Nov 25, 20:18:00
What happens to the milk chocolate which, though crumbliest, is not quite the flakiest?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:15:01
Can I have your last Rolo?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:14:29
How did Sherlock actually survive in the BBC version with Benedict Cummerband?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:14:07
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Why is a blow job so called?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:13:07
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if you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?
Posted By:
earthleakage
, Nov 25, 20:12:38
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Who killed roger rabbit?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:12:11
Why is orange jam called marmalade?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:11:24
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Can I use Stephen Fry's seat on matchdays as it's always empty
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emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:10:41
why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Posted By:
earthleakage
, Nov 25, 20:09:12
In Mornington Crescent, does a double-diagonal count if Taylor's Expansion is in effect?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:09:07
What dues Delia think is the best coffee grinder?
Posted By:
Old Git
, Nov 25, 20:08:48
Is "monopoly" a single parrot?
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Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:08:16
When are they gonna announce the new stadium?
Posted By:
Larry Hagman
, Nov 25, 20:08:07
All these questions, yet answers came there none. DO THE BOARD NOT CARE WHAT FANS THINK???
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:07:46
Have the team ever tried smelling napalm in the morning of a game?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:06:27
Which board member can piss furthest up a wall?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 20:06:01
Have you ever fucked on coke, Shooter?
Posted By:
Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:05:25
was Delia's Hughton Replacement Therapy
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 20:05:07
If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Posted By:
Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:04:40
When will be getting organic sourdough quinoa-based pies in the Barclay bar?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:03:14
Has Mr McNally ever been in a Mexican Jail?
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Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 20:01:16
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Why?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 20:00:51
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Is 42 really the answer to The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
Posted By:
Kar1
, Nov 25, 19:58:31
Milk, milk lemonade. What's made round the back?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:57:46
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A Toffolo? What's a Toffolo?
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Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:56:12
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Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Posted By:
Ken Dodds Dads Dog
, Nov 25, 19:55:36
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The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. What with?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:54:28
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted By:
Ken Breadstick
, Nov 25, 19:53:54
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What will become of the 10m Redders money?
Posted By:
harry boulders
, Nov 25, 19:53:26
Is there a word for scc moaning about things two months before everyone else?
Posted By:
norway
, Nov 25, 19:52:41
These days, shouldn't it be known as Peter Personcroft?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:51:55
was Neil Lennon considered?
Posted By:
usacanary
, Nov 25, 19:51:07
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Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
Posted By:
norway
, Nov 25, 19:49:44
Why do you never see the bishop on "Bishop's Bridge"?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:49:27
If we had a 3g pitch would I get a better mobile reception?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:49:22
Wat Tyler led a popular uprising in response to which controversial fiscal measure?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:49:00
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Who am I - my real name is Ian Kilminster and I used to play bass in Hawkwind
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:47:49
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Posted By:
Ken Dodds Dads Dog
, Nov 25, 19:47:07
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Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after...?
Posted By:
norway
, Nov 25, 19:47:01
what idiot thought of Blue shorts for John Ruddy, do Ipshit have any green or yellow near
Posted By:
lovely old job
, Nov 25, 19:46:44
Where's our yellow nets you bunch of lying cunts
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:46:09
Why aren't we starting five up front. Show 'em we're serious.
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:46:04
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Why does a football club founded by two schoolteachers never learn any lessons?
Posted By:
tim berry
, Nov 25, 19:45:49
what FUCKER said that?
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 19:45:07
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Hands up if you can orgasm through prostate stimulation alone
Posted By:
norway
, Nov 25, 19:44:54
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which fucking genius put ten pence on coffee making it two pound and ten pee?
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 19:44:23
Why don't we use jumpers for goalposts?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:44:19
you only scoured
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 19:43:30
Could the crowd possibly be a bit more silent, we aren't quite middle class enough yet
Posted By:
Old Git
, Nov 25, 19:42:43
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be honest, you just googled "available football managers" in europe didn't you?
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 19:41:54
What have the Romans ever done for us?
Posted By:
Barno
, Nov 25, 19:40:23
Any chance a lift to away games in your aeroplane?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:40:19
A train leaves Norwich at 30mph, how long will it be until everyone's on a replacement bus
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:40:17
What is Love?
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 19:39:59
could we borrow the torpedo boat off of the seascouts for going to blackpool away?
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 19:38:31
is that a granite work surface supporting you?
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 19:38:10
would mr bowkett rather have legs the size of his fingers, or fingers the size of his legs
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 19:37:20
Would you like an after dinner mint?
Posted By:
Barno
, Nov 25, 19:37:03
them black composite kitchen sinks, any good?
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 19:36:40
Would you rather have a hand made of ham
Posted By:
norway
, Nov 25, 19:36:01
Is that an African sparrow or a European sparrow?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:35:43
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would Neyul change
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 19:34:54
Can the club publish a guide to boutique hotels and fine dining near all the away grounds?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:33:01
How big is Neyul's penis?
Posted By:
Garry Brooke
, Nov 25, 19:31:53
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What's happened to Splat the Cat? seriously
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:31:32
Have you ever knowingly harmed a llama?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:31:24
How can you recombine a split Hollandaise?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:30:54
Do you feel Waitrose is becoming dangerously down-market?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:30:30
Whus gorn on in traynun obviously
Posted By:
inutero
, Nov 25, 19:30:23
Do you use a combined coffee grinder/bottle opener or do you have one person for each job?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:30:12
Are the seats that used to be occupied by Goreham + Co available in movers + shakers week?
Posted By:
KentonCanary
, Nov 25, 19:29:59
Anyone fancy a pint?
Posted By:
Garry Brooke
, Nov 25, 19:29:19
The Murphys should both be here and playing more. Are they bitter?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:29:14
When are the clappers coming back?
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:28:53
is Gary Hooper
Posted By:
dwayne_dooley
, Nov 25, 19:27:57
When pushing pineapple, shaking tree in winter how do you avoid becoming covered in snow?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:27:32
how many and how much?
Posted By:
Ralf Scrampton
, Nov 25, 19:27:00
Have you ever iudexed in causa tua?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:26:39
How do you prove the generalised Riemann hypothesis?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:26:23
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:25:56
How many roads must a man walk down?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:25:45
How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the waggly tail?
Posted By:
Old Man
, Nov 25, 19:25:35
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how do i delete a filter in gmail?
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 19:22:29
Can we have one more game for Hucks please?
Posted By:
Cheltenham_Canary
, Nov 25, 19:19:15
1
Ask them one of Malkybarkids dilemmas
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:16:40
3
That there gantry seems to be underused.
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:14:07
Can we have a beaver?
Posted By:
Highway
, Nov 25, 19:12:06
Can you put more adverts into the match day programme please
Posted By:
emmaroyds
, Nov 25, 19:11:13
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Why the fuck isn't Murphy getting more game time?
Posted By:
Old Git
, Nov 25, 19:10:53
Why was Gunny sacked?
Posted By:
Barno
, Nov 25, 19:10:40
5
What did you have for lunch?
Posted By:
Old Git
, Nov 25, 19:10:22
2
where can one buy rhubarb in central Chile?
Posted By:
Worzel Scrimmage
, Nov 25, 19:03:45
what tension should my spokes be at sea-level?
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 18:50:52
What's your favourite smell?
Posted By:
Huge Small
, Nov 25, 18:48:50
1
Quiche or flan?
Posted By:
Yellalee
, Nov 25, 18:44:16
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can elderly folk in the city stand take more time when vacating the stadium please?
Posted By:
Tombs
, Nov 25, 18:42:34
1
Could we have some decent brown sauce in the bars please?
Posted By:
norway
, Nov 25, 18:41:00
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