It is never as good as you expect it to be. I always used to go out expecting to have the best night ever, but never did. I now go out expecting to have a s**t time so that i am not dissapointed.
I resent having to pay to get into pubs.
The pubs are packed with people who would not normally go out. I go out every week and cannot get to the bar because some "lightweight, pissed on a pint" pecker is having his big night out and he is in my way.
You can never get a taxi home unless you book one.
Nightclubs charge ridiculously high prices to get in, and then once you get in the female to male ratio is so terrible you wonder if you've paid to get in a gay bar.
You wake up on New Years Day with a massive hangover, realise you've spent about ?100 on what turned out to be a s**t night and then after that you realise that it is back to work the next day, the party season is over and that you have January and February to look forward to.
Rant over.
Posted By: The Duke of Norfolk, Dec 30, 11:25:54
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