This morning I was up nice and early to go and hit some balls on the driving range. Drove into the city only to be told to wait by the fuzz as I got close to Vic park. Within seconds two USA helicopters (Marine One and Two) landed just on the golf course a couple of hundred metres ahead. Then a minute later Mr O's motorcade went speeding past and they wouldn't let me head onto the range for another hour.
Then he does his speech about climate change and how Straya needs to move away from coal and how China and the US have struck a new deal on carbon emissions. Cunt's trying to make me redundant.
Then tonight we get held up again for an hour while the fuzz are waiting for the motorcade to swing by so Obama can head back to his hotel before the 'G20 dinner'.
In conclusion, there's a hell of a lot of money being wasted and Obama has it in for me personally.
Posted By: I Am Hoot, Nov 15, 12:17:39
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