"Having scoured the whole of Europe with our previous managerial appointment,

which unfortunately wasn't the success that we had believed i.t would be. We were tempted to scour the whole of the World for the best possible candidate, but we have instead decided to appoint the naughty manager who is unable to find employment elsewhere........"

"Neil, who I have no doubt, will be one of the games very best managers for many years, will move into the role of Assistant Manager and will further to his already excellent managerial skills whilst performing this role...."

"Gary Holt will remain at the club as First Team Coach and David McNally will also remain as Chief Executive, but some of his duties have passed to myself. David will focus primarily on the financial side of things and will also fill in when I am otherwise engaged at the all you can eat chinese buffet, probably most of the time..."

"Milli Vanilli are no longer my favourite pop group..."

"Lots of love Al x......>"

Posted By: Hendrikos, Nov 15, 11:01:31