"Next to no footballing ability"

Ruddy, Hoolahan, Pilkington, Holt; might as well have been accountants or pest controllers. Because, lummee, and balderdash, let me tell you this: they're not footballers, no sirree. Nor have they ever been - it's all just excuses for the ABYSMALLY turgid lower-league standards we've been supplied with which has led us all to accept an eternity of regret and erectile dysfunction, not to mention a good portion of self-loathing, by golly.

Posted By: APB, Oct 22, 08:42:00