just go to a mainline railway station

lost property office and tell them you left your james smith brolly on the train and they will give you a large selection from which to "pic" out your long lost brolly.

there might be a small ethical issue to overcome here but this will be but a mere distant memory when you are smugly striding about rainsoaked london town beneath your gratis poncebrolly.

Posted By: Tombs, Oct 21, 12:39:14