I might phone them and ask them which country is braced?

The headline states that "Britain is going to be SMASHED". The first sentence states that "Britain is braced". The second sentence that "the entire country is braced".

The article goes on to specifically mention England, Northern Ireland & Scotland, but no mention of poor old Wales. Is there no hope for Wales? So they just didn't bother mentioning them.

But which entire country is it that's braced? If it's England I'm going to have to go to the shed and hunt out the mdf and use the bags of compost as makeshift sandbags.

Fuck, someones just been attacked outside my house for their umbrella. Looks like panic is really setting in.

OMG, there's people running round delirious now.

Posted By: Hendrikos, Oct 20, 13:03:59