I've got one that was signed by the whole UEFA cup squad...

My mates came round for a kickabout and as I was getting my trainers on and having a piss, the f**kers picked up the wrong ball and started kicking it about in the street. It was ruined almost instantly. You can just about make out Crook and Gunn these days. I well blahhed.
Fuckers.

Posted By: Garry Brooke, Oct 16, 15:03:09