Fatty passed to Skinny, Skinny passed it back

Fatty took a rotten shot and knocked the goalie flat

Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net? Halfway up the goalpost with his trousers round his neck.

They laid him on his stomach, they laid him on his bed
They rubbed his belly with a lump of jelly and this is what he said

Mary had a little lamb, she thought it's name was Billy,
She threw it up into the air, and caught it by its...
Willy was a watch dog, sitting in the grass,
Along came a bumble bee, and stung him in the...
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a chinaman, doing up his...
Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse,
That is the end, of my little verse

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 16, 10:16:05