Here you go

This form has been designed to tell us all we need to know about you at this stage.

Personal Information

Surname: Smith
Forenames: Agent
Title (Mr, Mrs, Miss, Ms etc): Dark Master
Previous names (if any): Jeremy Flitwick-Phaddle
Address for communications: Just lift any phone. I'll be listening.
Daytime telephone number: See above

Do you have the right to take up employment in the UK? I have the right to do whatever I want

If you do not have the right to take up employment in the UK, would you wish us to assist you in applying for the right to work? n/a

Dates you are not available for interview. Figs I am.

Education

From GCSE or equivalent to degree level in chronological order

Ability to erase errant programs from the matrix. Advanced Practitioner, 2004
Needlework GCSE grade B, 1993

Work experience

My entire career has been spent as an evil genius computer program. Though I was paid to dance on stage in a club while at Tech College.

Other Information

Do you have any other training, qualifications or skills relevant to the post (e.g.knowledge of a foreign language, a full driving licence, computer literacy, etc.)? No

Please give details of, and provide an explanation for, any time when you were not either working or in full-time education. I was busy stroking my cat. Evilly.

Have you made a previous application to the Company? If so, when was this and what was the outcome? I applied for you to give me all your money. You refused. I deleted the person responsible.

Please give details of your main extra-curricular activities and interests. Jennifer Lawrence.

Please use this space to say why you are interested in the post for which you have applied and provide any other information that may assist your application. No.

Posted By: Old Man, Oct 5, 15:00:22