Toss off some pancetta

and chuck it in the f**king bin, you won't need it for this, get some f**king ultra-ponce-grade flour, whip it up with some f**king baking powder and some f**king beer, bung the fish in that, sling the lot in seventeen lugs of your second best f**king organically-virginated veggie oil, serve it up with some mushy f**king peas and some quintuple-fried chips, go to a f**king news site, print off the front page, use it to wrap your chips in and Jacks your lad. Yes he is, Jeremy Kyle's a c**t, all them tests are fake.

You could put some f**king Maldon sea salt and cracked black pepper in your tank to prepare the fish. Maybe some lemon juice. Don't oversalt your fish before frying though or they turn as dry as a nun's c**t.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Oct 3, 22:40:32