It's a lot nearer to the East Coast. Fife. Nice.

Take the coast road. Kirkcaldy is full of grey boxes that people live in, and you may bump in to Gordon Brown.

Anstruther. Beautiful harbour with fishing boats and shizz, and THE best fish and chips in Scotchlandshire.

Beautiful St Andrews, more than just a couple of royal and ancient golf courses.

Could drive up and across the Tay Bridge to Dundee which is a town full of grey boxes that people live in, and you may bump in to Lorraine Kelly.

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Sep 23, 22:57:11