hyperbolus journalisticus - the dramatic elevation of the mundane to sell newspapers

Local OAP Jeremy Fiddlethwick (83) sensationally used an electronic device to ram more energy into a volume of water than the laws of physics allow its liquid form to take, causing some of the water spontaneously to vaporise, before pouring the spitting, roiling mass over a teabag and adding milk.

"Fuck it, I'm out of custard creams" he ejaculated, dispatching his granddaughter (34-24-34) to the shops to get a new packet.

Posted By: Old Man, Sep 23, 10:25:45