I was on a cross channel ferry....

When nature called,as I sat contemplating the world at large, a fire hose came under the door....oh those hilarious boys I was traveling with!...anyway I was up and trousered in world record time and with laughter ringing in my ears I legged it up to the bar....the Dutch police were busy cuffing the culprits as I walked in,(they were released on arrival)... Needless to say I had the last laugh,but didn't have a dump till I landed in blighty two days later.

Posted By: yellowman, Sep 19, 19:52:20