Went for a gentle pint with the wife to a pub in Edinburgh.

Popped to the tiny weird loo cubicle that was sort of built inside the pub for a piddle but my bowels told me I might actually need a sit down. It slipped so quickly out of me, like a seal into the sea. Unfortunately it was about the size of a baby seal and promptly blocked the toilet. Luckily the pub was quiet and rather than fight through multiple flushes and the already risen tide in bowl I hurried out, told the wife to chug her pint and we offed into the night.

Posted By: trafford_canary, Sep 19, 15:52:04