Why?

Because it would enable you to s**t in a nice, airy, spacious environment with a limed oak seat and proper loo paper, cleaned by your daily girl and used only by you and your chosen partner

As opposed to s**tting in a filthy fly-infested stinking squalid shack with no seat, cracked tiling, faeces smeared on the bowl (and probably on the handle as well), no bog paper (or revolting bog paper) and a generous offering of germs and STDs donated by whoever wandered in during the last 48 hours

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 19, 15:02:09