Do you remember when you needed the bog, and you piled into Maccy D's cos they

were maintained quite well. But then you felt the need to buy a load of trans fats

All that's gone now hasn't it. You pile into Wetherspoons, order a quick vodka and coke, or a pint for ?3, go for a dump, and then swig your cheap beverage

Then as alcohol kicks in, you walk down the street, pass mcdonalds and go "ha, up yours Ronald, there's a better way now"

Posted By: pants, Sep 19, 14:33:22