a neck rub, an ear massage, clean his run out and freshen his water. Let him settle in his nice surroundings and do one last groom of himself.
Then clap his head betwixt two house bricks, sling him in a carrier bag and lob him 3 or 4 gardens away.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Sep 17, 13:58:59
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