Toss off some pancetta

in two lugs of your second best filthy slut olive oil, rip up some f**king basil, bish bosh bash up some garlic, f**k it, stick that in too, mash the living bejeezus out of some poor f**king tomatoes what never deserved it, throw them in, boil for twenty f**king minutes, smear all over your pizza base, put the pancetta on top and Bob would be your Auntie were it not for his f**king bollocks.

Pineapple? Pineapple? PINEAPPLE? Don't be a c**t. As Jools is always telling me before she shoves a lightly floured rolling pin up my pineapple ring.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Sep 16, 17:37:47