Zlatan quotes make me laugh............... ..

When asked about Mario Balotelli?s recent tomfoolery: ?I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.?

?First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.?

You?ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened??
Zlatan ? ?Well?I don?t know?you?ll have to ask your wife about that?

Zlatan (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan?s moves are pointless.) ? ?What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.?

?Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn?t do auditions.?

When asked what he got his wife for her birthday ? ?Nothing, she already has Zlatan.?

Posted By: usacanary, Sep 14, 21:36:16