Two pints of lager for ?10

Two deaf men go into a pub. One goes and sits at a table while the other goes up to the bar.

?Two pints of lager, please?? says the deaf man.

The barman pours the pints and says, ?That?s ten pounds, please??

?Ten pints for two pints of lager. You're having a giraffe!?

?Not at all,? says the barman. ?We?re providing live music.?

?Live music? We?re Mutt and Geoff. What use is that to us?? retorts the deaf man.

?Is it rock & roll ?cause we can feel the boom, boom, boom of rock and roll??

?No,? says the barman.

?Is it jazz ?cause we can feel the ting, ting, ting of jazz?? says the deaf man.

?No,? says the barman. ?it?s country and western.

The first deaf man goes back to his mate and says, ?There you are two pints of lager, ten pounds.?

?Ten pounds for two pints of lager. You're 'aving a laugh!? says his mate.

?Not at all, they've got live music,? replies the deaf man.

?Live music? We?re Mutt and Geoff. What use is that to us?? replies his mate. ?Is it rock & roll ?cause we can feel the boom, boom, boom of rock and roll??

?No,? says the deaf man.

?Is it jazz ?cause we can feel the ting, ting, ting of jazz?? says his mate.

?No,? says the deaf man.

?Well what is it?? says his mate.

? Some c*nt from Preston!?

Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Sep 9, 10:25:20