Ban all those Upton buggers and charge the Damgate lot one and six for every time they cross into our hallowed ground. That'd learn 'em. Plus our armed forces to bomb Reedham so there's only one line from The Fine to Yarco. Total abolition of the colour blue when combined with white to follow. And bring back Cripsey. Proper hairdresser and no f**king about.
Posted By: Old Man, Sep 8, 18:37:46
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