It's the non-cricketers I don't like...

Once I was bowling pretty well (for me), had something like 4-for-7 off five overs, this Italian lad comes in, you could see the other side trying to coach him on how to hold a bat, I got all excited thinking I'm bound to get a fivefer now. Cunt swipes me all over the park. Yes, I meant c**t. And yes, I meant all over. I had about ten balls at him before the end and only one didn't go for a boundary. He hit it baseball style, and nothing I did worked.

Unlikely the Murphys, I'm quite clearly still bitter :-)

Posted By: Old Man, Sep 7, 13:46:09