Exclusive: Rooney "absolutely gutted".

"MY FUCKING BAKED ALASKA MELTED", expostulated an emotional Rooney. "IT'S ALL CHISORA'S FAULT - HE KNEW HIS MILLEFEUILLE COULDN'T BEAT MY DREAMY MERINGUE MOUNTAINS SO HE CHEATED", he continued.

"I'M OFF TO BANG A GRANNY NOW".

Posted By: Old Man, Sep 4, 10:27:17