I'm with John Hegley

I'm afraid I won't be going to the Edinburgh
tattoo
because to me
a parade of weaponry
and the capacity to hurt
is about as pleasing as dog dirt
on the shoe
only poo
is easier than the tattoo
to get rid of

to you
it may be taboo
to poo-poo
the tattoo
but to me
the tattoo
is something to say tat-ta to

We've been going to the Fringe practically every year since the late eighties and never been to the tattoo. It's very popular though - you see coaches from everywhere.

Posted By: Bravo win or die, Aug 25, 19:43:51