Larry the accountant

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a ?50 note on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;

"Why on earth would an accountant get a ?50 pound note tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one - I like to watch my money grow;

two - once in a while I like to play with my money;

three - I like how money feels in my hand and lastly - instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow ?50 quid anytime you want.

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