The Great British Tea Off

And our finalists are Jocasta from Chelmsford and Big Baz from Newcastle. Jocasta tells us of how she's always dreamed of making tea - her favourite book is Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey and her dog is a Laspang Poodle. Baz worries he'll run out of sugar half way through, and is relying on visualisation techniques to see him through the mental challenge ahead. The pressure is really on - tea making doesn't get more visceral, more real, more terrifying than this. Their whole lives will be forever defined in the next five minutes.

And the judges are back.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE THRILLING DENOUMENT OF OUR LATEST SENSATIONALISATION OF THE TRIVIAL.

Meanwhile, on BBC3, an hour long documentary on competitive shoelace tying is about to start.

Posted By: Old Man, Aug 6, 10:40:12