I am a ninja at it.

Phone off (off off, not silent, off). No news (= CDs only in car). Put sky box on before telly, change channel to 614 before turning telly on, turn telly on - Cbeebies has never spoilered a football result for anyone ever.

Needs full complicity of anyone you're with, of course, so only spend time with people who can be trusted to help. Mrs B is a well-practiced accomplice.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 16:41:41