Someone should pitch them coitus interruptus

or how about penis-flavoured condoms - just like the real thing. You could even do a celebrity flavour range. Bend it like Beckham's. You'll always get Brucie Boners. That kind of thing.

Posted By: Old Man, Jul 29, 20:28:51

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