Fucking hell. What a s**t article. A sharticle, if you will.

It's like the very worst of MoFoWagger, almost as if the great man had written it himself.

"It?s also known as a sop. And those most loyal of Yellow Army foot soldiers deserve better.
Having spent hard-earned cash to follow their heroes to the land of Andrea Pirlo, this hardy bunch have already had to endure a 13-0 stroll against a bunch of part-timers;"

"While neither cancellation is the fault of Norwich City, it does smack of carelessness on the part of those who organised the tour.
Dare I say even a little ?tinpot?."

AAAAAAAAAARGHGHGHH! TINPOT! TINPOT! Fuck I hate that. It makes me want to stab puppies. In the eyes.

"As one tweeter reminded me earlier, the last time we embarked on a similarly amateurish pre-season tour was when one Bryan Gunn was in charge, and we headed north of the border for a few gentle run-outs."

"One Bryan Gunn!" You t**t! Shut up!

"So? while we?re currently giving Blackpool a good run for their money in the ?pre-season cock-up stakes?, we remain hopeful there is still a team or two out there who will give us a game before we head to Molineux on August 10."

Oh, just f**k off!

I'm not reading another Gowers article / sharticle on MoFoWagger again. That's just done it for me. No clicks from me, cliche-spewing s**tscribbler.

Posted By: APB, Jul 22, 19:53:35