me: i'd like to order ham, egg and chips please
bird behind bar: do you have any id?
me: i didn't just order a drink did I?
bird behind bar: no but you need id to be in a pub
me: I'm 27 next month
i never thought I'd get asked again as it's been 18 months!
Posted By: SCC 26, Dec 16, 01:29:17
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