So a grasshopper walks into a bar and he says, "Bartender, Give me a beer."

So a grasshopper walks into a bar and he says, "Bartender, Give me a beer." The bartender says, "Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper looks up at the bartender, a little confused and says, "fair enough, I'll have a pint of Dave then"

Posted By: pants, Dec 15, 12:44:15