I have another

An Englishman, Irishman and a scotsman escape from prison.

They make it to a nearby town but are confonted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman.

Thinking on his feet the Englishman looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer",

The scotsman followed his lead and said "My names is William, H Smith".

The policeman turns to the Irishman and says "what is your name"

The Irishman giggling his pants off says "My name is Ken"

Policeman "Ken what?"

"Ken TuckyFriedChicken"

I thank you

Posted By: pants, Dec 15, 12:31:54