I did sooooo much Crimble shopping yesterday I have blisters on my blisters...

...and in one of the trendy Islington shops I went to this really pretty shop girl deposited an SBD which I walked directly into the fug of...I had to receive urgent medical assistance and did the dysentery dame help me out? Did she hell - she started singing, so proud in her work she was, why I staggered out into Upper Street crying...

The Hemel Hempstead death cloud that was hanging overhead for much of yesterday was preferable to the dirt and filth extinguished from that young 'lady's' bottom..

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Dec 14, 14:22:10