Sod the pomegranate tiramisu by Poncy Uber-nonce the Wonder Chef, make her cook you a decent steak then throw her onto the sofa and swive her into a heap of shuddering ecstasy. Secretly that's what she'd prefer to a four eyed nerd talking about his feelings, saving the whale and looking up impressive recipes.
Posted By: Real Man, Jun 3, 21:42:56
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