FULL STORY FROM THE FALKIRK BUGLE & EVENING CLARION

"after a long and exhaustive search of every municipal pitch in the Falkirk parks area,Gary Holt was found repainting the lines at the Andy Murray Memorial Tennis courts today.On being told of NCFC`s quest for Shoes deputy,Gary was heard to mutter,"Yon club`s a wee joke" before heading off into the distance apparently being pursued by a Mr.McNasty who was waving a large bag of EPL parachute money and shouting" Will yee noo come home,3 lungs?"

Posted By: Foxnews, Jun 2, 16:00:40