The obvious steps:

1) they should hold an Elvis impersonator contest at the Ocean Rooms and whoever wins should release "Viva Great Yarmouth" as a single. With "We're only making plans for Yarco" as a B-side.

2) the Joyland snails should be extended to the train station and across the town so you get get off the train and onto the snails and then get wherever you want to go

3) they should create a franchise for Yarmouth Market Chips. They are the best chips in the world, bar none.

4) they should set up a proper inter-school fighting league with weekly matches, thus formalising what used to be an informal arrangement

5) the colour blue should be banned

Posted By: Old Man, May 26, 21:09:18