As some have already pointed out on here this is possibly the most unlikely option...

...he was available at Crimble and McNotsonastyashewas has stated publicly that there was no one around at the time who was suitable...

Therefore Zola is a nonstarter or McNotsonastyashewas has some serious backtracking to do...

Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, May 13, 18:38:10