Last nigt I dreamt about...

...Ferne Cotton coming into my room and telling me how nice I was before saying she wanted to go and talk to her mates downstairs which I said I didn't mind but really I did...

Then one of her friends appeared and asked if I'd seen her baby, I said no, cue enormous baby crawling into the room...her friend then said she had to change its nappy and the sight of that much s**t - there was a lot, it was a very big baby - made me gag and I had to run to the bathroom, which in my dream took a ruddy long time I can tell you, made all the worse cos I had sick spilling out between my fingers...on arriving in bathroom I honked my guts up...it is worth noting that the bathroom had s**tty nappies hanging all over it, this made me call for Hughie even more...

When I went downstairs Ferne and her friends had gone so I played some records and that's all I can remember...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Dec 9, 09:25:26