Couple of jokes

Englishman, Scotsman and a Irishman,
Skint walking along the road, desperate for a beer!
Englishman says to them follow me into the first pub they see.

Walks in and says to the barman, "Barman! your queer!" so the barman smacks him one. The englishman says " What did you do that for?" "you called me queer " says the barman..."No i didnt! I said 3 beers!".. So the barman apologises and says "Heres 3 pints on the house!"..

The next pub the scotsman has a go...
"Barman! your queer!" so the barman smacks him one. The scotsman says " What did you do that for?" "you called me queer " says the barman..."No i didnt! I said 3 beers!".. So the barman apologises and says "Heres 3 pints on the house!"..

So the Irishman says I will have a go.. so they go into the third pub they find...

Irishman walks into the bar and upto the barman and says " Barman your queer!" so the barman breaks his nose!

The irish bloke says " What did you do that for?" the Barman says "you called me queer!" so the irishman says...

"No i didnt!, I said 2 pints of lager and a pint of guiness!!!"

Yesterday, a friend of mine was travelling on a Sheffield to Bradford
train.
A man of Arabic appearance got off the train and my friend noticed that
he
had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught
up
with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag. He was extremely
grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large
bundles of
money.

He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and
whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to...with a
word
of advice for you : Stay away from Bradfordl"

My friend was genuinely terrified.

"Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him.

"No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a s**t hole."

Posted By: DDiM, Dec 8, 15:59:50