Exclusive: Man Utd new sponsor

In a press conference this afternoon, Manchester United announced three major new sponsors:

The first is to be Gary Glitter, who will finance the Christmas decorations at Old Trafford;

The second will be the Japanese dog breed Shitzu. Because they are.

The third, and final, new sponsor will be Newcastle United, who are understood to be paying half.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 13:00:28