I took the children to Colchester Zoo yesterday......

and alll I saw was a small dog!

When I complained to the attendant he told me that the zoo was actually shut for stock taking and that I shouldn?t be here anyway
Enquiring about the dog he told me it belonged to one of the people working in the cafe and they were happy to let it roam about!
I then proceeded to tell him a joke about a zoo at which point he punched me in the face!

Posted By: BSE Canary, Dec 7, 10:22:18