Final effort at getting nearer to 10

Two women were walking home from the pub totally pissed when they both need to have a pee.
They were walking past a graveyard and popped in to releive themselves the first one took off her knickers to wip herself and then threw them away, the second found a piece of ribbon on a wreath and used that.

The next day their husbands were talking and the first one said that he was not sure what his wife was upto last night as she came home with no Knickers on.

The second bloke said I know what you mean my wife came home with a card stuck to her arse that said...

"from all of the guys at the firestation, we are really going to miss you"

Posted By: Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 6, 09:49:59