Things that fuel my ire pt 355647

People who go to the match and cannot stop touching the stewards.
On entry to the stadium proper and its all clasping handshakes and bon-homie.
Half time and the theoretical quick trip for a cup of beef juice is delayed by 11 minutes by endless Steward touching.
Final whistle and the rest of the ground is empty by the time the Jarrold backrow ultras can get out for all the Steward touching and petting. Some bloke near me has even indoctrinated his young son into the ritual. What the fugg is this all about? They're not your friends! They're our servants. Just let them stand there in their hi-vis and just get your fat real-friendless ass to your designated plastic bucket, you f**king whoppers

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Mar 9, 11:05:08