Don't forget the crayons for your...

...c**t colouring book!

Or your torch to read The Haunted Vagina at night by the campfire for added spooky ambience.

A Pussy Thunderer Whistle sounds like the perfect ref's tool to use whilst controlling your kids game of swingball.

And the How to Resuscitate Over 40s Vadges guide makes essential reading for first aid advice, so pack that alongside your plasters and bandages.

Happy holidays!

Posted By: DJ Ginga, Feb 25, 22:13:15