Just popped out for lunch

Was going down to Boots for a meal deal, thought I'd see what they had on special offer so I took my new bag that Trevor gave me on Valentine's. He's so thoughtful. It has "tent" on it which I didn't get til he told me it was short for "I love you" in Spanish, so sweet.

Anyway I was going past that big IT place, the one with the huge windows and all the nerds, you know the one, huge waft of BO when you go past the door, yuk!!! And just as i was going past the ground floor some horrid skinny little ginger dweeb jumped up from behind his three monitors and rushed over to the window starring and pointing at me and shouting TENT , TENT and rubbing himself (you know).

It was disgusting, he's obviously sex starved. Must be Spanish too to understand Trevor's message. I'm going to report him.

Posted By: Sheffield Lass, Feb 18, 13:30:21