How do I put this delicately.....

.....A really bloated stomach, followed by about eight hours of the world's most rancid farts, and that's if I have something with just a sniff of, say, butter.

Actually eating some cheese? Proper stomach cramps, bloating, and, again, hazmat-suit-requiring gas.

I haven't eaten a pizza since August. Most of the time it's OK, but about three times a week I crave it with a passion, and have to sniff a block of extra mature.

Posted By: HairyBobbingManAss, Feb 17, 13:33:05