I'll give it a go

1. ?If you were to win ?1m what would you do with the money?? - die from an overdose of Waitrose Rum'n'Raisin ice-cream

2. ?What do you think is the most useful function in Excel?? - Alt-f4

3. ?What makes you happy about work on a Friday evening?? - Alcohol

4. ?How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?? - using a blender

5. ?What is it about this job you would least look forward to?? - becoming a colleague of That Bloke Over There

6. ?If you were the Head of Barclays Corporate what would your strategy be with the recent European Crisis?? - secession

7. ?If your friend was seriously injured and you had to get him to a hospital, would you speed and go through a red light?" - no; amphetamines are dangerous

8. ?Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?? - I'd boil the Ethel

9. ?Tell me about a time when you failed at something.? - Jennifer Lawrence. It's still painful.

10. ?What are the three words that your parents would describe you with?? - Clueless Little ****

11. ?What have you done in the past to get out of a tricky situation?? - lied

12. ?Why is 99pc not good enough?? - the Babylon are all corrupt. If they can fit up a cabinet minister what chance have the rest of us got?

13. ?How many ways can you get a needle out of a haystack?? - 9

14. ?How would you explain Facebook to your Grandma?? - through a medium

15. ?If you entered into a room full of people with different interests, what would you do?? - fart uncontrollably

16. ?What do you mean by ?leadership??? - it's what the captain of a ferry does

17. ?By what criteria do you judge your own performance?? - is she willing to do it again

18. ?Which football team do you support?? - THE NORWICH

19. ?What is the main thing that gets you out of bed each morning?" - Twinings Earl Grey Tea

20. ?Describe the hardest decision you have faced in the past 12 months.? - thinking about Jennifer Lawrence

21. ?Who is your biggest hero?? - you

22. ?Give me an example of your extreme levels of tenacity.? - I'm still thinking about Jennifer Lawrence now. Even though I've got no hope.

23. ?In a fight between a lion and a tiger, who would win & why?? - the poomer, because it's better at fighting

24. ?How would your delegates describe you?? - tall

25. ?Do you think the quality of our menswear products are as high as our home department products?? - f**king w**k. Sorry - I was just following your sign, which declares "modern menswear" - I'm very much modern, despite my advanced age

Did I get the job?

Posted By: Old Man, Feb 13, 18:06:54