Wes to be introduced as a heel. He comes out last, dressed in a Villa cape, pack of leprechauns around him. The crowd get confused, he shuns the huddle. Cardiff are laughing at our disarray. Then he drops a Welsh flag onto the running track and shreds it with his studs.
BOOM.
Instant venom. The Canary's forget the feuds and fallouts and form a defensive wedge around Wes. Like American Ironballers, our stooges put life and limb on the line to protect the Wes, who runs amock amongst the Norwegian trolls and Man Utd cast offs.
Inspired by the Wes, we win, he then burns the villa cape and signs a 5 year deal in the centre circle, financially crippling the club.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jan 29, 10:33:22
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